Monday Blues Series – The Rainbow Week

July 20th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

Ok, ok, I am late for this entry. Reason? I was struck down by a criminal called ‘Monday Blues’. Yeah, I am lame. This entry would be even more lame.

Let’s get back to the topic. I am sure you all know that rainbows have seven colours, which is, from top to bottom, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. How would it be like to associate the days of the week with rainbow colours?

RainbowFirst of all, the beginning of the working week is Monday, and we all know Monday is associated to the blue colour, because we have Monday Blues. The colour is also associated to our mood, therefore on Mondays we feel blue.

Tuesdays make our mood a little better and we feel greener. Our work rate begins to pick up and slowly gathering pace.

Wednesday, it is already the middle of the working week, and we are all looking forward to Friday. Things began to heat up a bit, and we are performing at the most effective level as we want to complete our tasks and enjoy the Friday without having to work overtime. Therefore, it’s Wednesday Yellow.

Thursday, the day before Friday, is what we all look forward to whole week long. Thursday Orange.

The day is finally here! Hooray! RED HOT Friday!

Usually our Friday mood will be extended over into Saturday, therefore we get a mix of red and blue, resulting in a Violet Saturday. By the way, it is VIOLET, not VIOLEnT.

Sunday, a day when we should take a good rest and prepare ourselves for the new week ahead, we have to keep our mind clear and our body fresh. Water is the most cleansing matter of all matters. Thus, Sunday is Indigo.

And now who says that our week cannot be colourful?

Rainbow

Monday Blues Series is aimed at lighting up your Mondays when you reluctantly drag yourself to work. It will be a series of pictures, jokes, or light articles that will, hopefully, bring some life into you. Stay tuned every Monday at 9 a.m. (Malaysian time, +0800 GMT) for my Monday Blues Series.

Monday Blues Series – Hey I Love this Doctor

June 1st, 2009 by aacee No comments »

I received this forwarded email from my high school ENGLISH tuition teacher. Even though it is a little long, please read until the end and you will love the answers that the doctor gave.

Hey I Love this Doctor

This MAY or MAY NOT be the actual doctor that gave the following advice

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…  don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?  Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? 
A:  No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.  Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your  ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q:  Aren’t fried foods bad for you? 
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! …..  Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q:  Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me? 
A:  Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure? 
A:  If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q:  Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? 
A:  Hey!  ‘Round’ is a shape! 

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And  remember:
‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride’    

 AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

(and this joke came from my ENGLISH tuition teacher…)

Monday Blues Series is aimed at lighting up your Mondays when you reluctantly drag yourself to work. It will be a series of pictures, jokes, or light articles that will, hopefully, bring some life into you. Stay tuned every Monday at 9 a.m. (Malaysian time, +0800 GMT) for my Monday Blues Series.

Monday Blues Series – The Vicious Cycle

May 25th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

My brother Eddy sent me this picture and I thought it was nice to share with you, especially if you are sufferring from lack of sleep due to late nights and Monday Blues.

The Vicious Cycle

The Vicious Cycle

Relax and enjoy Mondays. Go to bed early tonight to avoid falling into the vicious cycle. :)

Monday Blues Series is aimed at lighting up your Mondays when you reluctantly drag yourself to work. It will be a series of pictures, jokes, or light articles that will, hopefully, bring some life into you. Stay tuned every Monday at 9 a.m. (Malaysian time, +0800 GMT) for my Monday Blues Series.

To tweet or not to tweet

May 21st, 2009 by aacee No comments »

Recently, Twitter has taken the World Wide Web by storm. The media has caught up with the trend as fast as the hini flu. (In case you are wondering what hini is, it is H1N1, aka Influenza Type-A, aka swine flu)

I have no complaints with emerging ‘technologies’ to spread news/information fast, but things should be done correctly. What I am talking about is the integrity of journalism. I will not mind if I am reading updates about personal life and not-so-formal information, but to cover a court case involving the fate of a whole state, thou shalt not tweet. Or at least not in ‘Internet Shorthand’. See what I mean here. (update: the Twitter account was removed shortly after the court case was adjourned for the day)

I am very disappointed at how The Star was reporting the proceedings from the courtroom, and I wonder if it takes time for you to register what you are reading. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer proper English. Sometimes I doubt if the Chief Editor ever goes through EVERYTHING that got published, because typos are everywhere. (Okay, the word processor’s spell-checker should have picked that up, but sometimes we rely too much on technology.)

I used to have the Twitter widget on this blog, if you have been following, and it got removed a week later. Reason? I do not see a point offerring my latest whereabous or projects for your leisure. If you are really concerned about me, give me a call, send me an email or sms, I will gladly tell you what is going on. At least we get to interact with each other. So we should stop relying so much on technology.

Therefore, the answer to the above question is: not to tweet.

When Pixar’s Cars go Fast and Furious

May 15th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

DIY – Mother’s Day Gift – Flowers

May 12th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

On the Friday before Mother’s Day, my beloved and I were discussing what to get for my mother. Eventually we decided on making her some flowers.

Mothers Day Flower

Mothers Day Flower

After shopping for some materials for our flowers, together with existing materials gathered beforehand, we sat down at the dining table at around 1pm. We decided to make three bouquets of two flowers each. Since we were busy working on making the flowers by 530pm, I did not get to take any pictures of the progress.

Mothers Day Flower

Mothers Day Flower

The materials required to make the flowers include:

  • Cardboard of the used toilet rolls
  • Poster colours
  • Paint brushes
  • Cup for the brushes
  • Pencil and eraser
  • Scissors
  • Satay sticks
  • Rubber bands
  • Coloured paper (A4 size)
  • Crumple paper / knead paper (A4 size)
  • Cellophane tape / double-sided tape
  • Ribbon
Mothers Day Flower

Mothers Day Flower

Firstly, flatten the toilet roll cardboard and draw the shape of a flower petal with a pencil. Try drawing four of the same shape on one toilet roll cardboard. Cut the flower petals along the lines drawn earlier. When done, we will have two flower petals linked together as one piece.

Next, apply the first layer of poster colour to the flower petal, colour the whole petal including the sides. At least two layers are required to hardened the petal into shape, therefore try using thicker colour when applying. After the petals are completely dry, decorate the petals to personal liking.

Mothers Day Flower

Mothers Day Flower

When done, cut the same shape of the flower petal (we can use a template which looks best for a flower petal) but paint it as a leaf. Add lines with pencil when the leaves dry. Using the satay stick, pierce through the center of the petals and the leaf (this is the reason why we have two petals linked as one) and push it towards the end. Flower petals curve upwards while the leaf curves downwards. Arrange the petals (four petals look best) to look like a flower. Staple the petals if necessary. And we are done with the flower!

Decorative Flowers

Decorative Flowers

If we were to present the flower as a bouquet instead of just displaying it in a vase, we have to wrap it up nicely. Tie the number of flowers into a bunch (in our case we tied two flowers). Wrap nicely with matching coloured paper, then another layer with a matching knead/crumple paper. Use cellophane tape/double-sided tape to hold the papers together. When done, tie a ribbon around the wrapped flower and we have a beautiful bouquet of hand made flowers.

The flowers stood out when compared with living plants

The flowers stood out when compared with living plants

My beloved and I both sat at the dining table for FIVE straight hours (we eventually got them done by 6pm) to make three bouquets of six flowers (all shown in above images). We hope that our effort translates into our sincerity and love for the people we gave the flowers to.

If you ran out of ideas on what to get for people you care or love, and real flowers would not last long, why not mak them flowers?

Mother’s Day Special – Lunch @ Beacon Point, Ipoh

May 11th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

It has been a long while since my last post entry, almost a month to be exact. I have been pretty busy, so busy that I seldom check my blog. Apologies if you have been trying to contact me via my blog to no avail. Without further ado, I shall start this entry with a Mother’s Day Special, a lunch with the ladies of my family at Beacon Point, Ipoh.

Restoran Beacon Point

Restoran Beacon Point

The restaurant is located within walking distance from my home in Ipoh. I have been passing by this place for decades but have only visited this restaurant for a handful of times. Since mother’s day is around the corner, I have decided to book and have lunch with my grandmother, mother, aunty and cousin (all ladies) on 10th May, 2009.

Jodie Foster and Chef

Jodie Foster and Chef

Beacon Point has been around for a long while. I moved to the area some time in 1988 and I remember seeing the restaurant (used to bear the name Beacon Point Trading and Training Co.) some time afterward (1995 to be exact). I knew that the restaurant serves good food and have always wanted to dine there. Little did I know that when Jodie Foster came to Ipoh to shoot ‘Anna and The King’ in 1999, she employed the Chef of Beacon Point, Phillip Chang, to cook for her. She found out about the restaurant from ‘lonely planet’, which means that the food is more than ordinary. Phillip is also commissioned to look after the diet of HRH Sultan of Perak.

Mothers Day Menu

Mothers Day Menu

Beacon Point is usually closed on Sundays. However, since Mother’s Day fall on the second Sunday of May, they have decided to cater the good food to mothers who deserve a good pamper, and offered three choices on their mothers day menu. The full course menu consists of the following.

Soup

Soup

Delicious Fresh Cream of Almond Soup served with Herbed Garlic Bread pictured below.

Herbed Garlic Bread

Herbed Garlic Bread

The soup tastes nice even if I do not like almond and I finished the soup without any hesitation. The garlic bread is toasted to perfection and it is not too hard for my grandmother. Even after we finished the meal, the leftover garlic bread is stilll very crispy.

Next we have the main course.

Marinated Chicken Drumsticks Bunashimeji

Marinated Chicken Drumsticks Bunashimeji

Along with Roasted Potato, Corn-on-cob, Butter Glazed Broccoli, Cauliflower and Carrot Sticks, we have the Marinated Chicken Drumsticks Bunashimeji with Garlic-pepper Sauce. The marinated chicken tastes nice and is very tender while the garlic pepper sauce complements the chicken very well.

Pan-Fried Snapper

Pan-Fried Snapper

Next, we have the Pan-Fried Snapper with Cajun Spice & Anchovy-Caper Sauce. The fish is fried to perfection and the sauce brings out the freshness of the snapper. However, I had to be careful with the fish as there are little bones in it.

Roast Leg of Lamb

Roast Leg of Lamb

I ordered this dish, the Roast Leg of Lamb with Tomato-Mint Relish. The roasted lamb was a little to hard for my liking, but the tomato-mint relish did make the chewing experience a pleasant one. Afterward, my mother and I both agreed that the stewed lamb leg served at a certain S.R. restaurant is better than this dish.

Mocha Souffle

Mocha Soufflé

To round up the menu, Mocha Soufflé is served as the dessert, which is better than having a brownie after a heavy meal. The dessert is sweet but it does not have the filling feeling when compared to having brownies or cheese cakes. All in all, the meal was a good experience and I am giving it a 4 out of 5.

The Bill

The Bill

For two sets of Chicken Drumstick, two sets of Roasted Lamb Leg and one set of Snapper meal, the bill came to the total of RM146.50, which is light on the wallet too. I would recommend anyone looking for a good food experience at an affordable price in Ipoh to pay Beacon Point a visit and pamper yourself with either a meal or some cheesecakes.

For more information, please visit the following links:-
Beacon Point Website
Review from The Star paper
Rasa Rasa Malaysia Review

FWD: Questions of Wisdom … and some stupid answer

April 13th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

A while back my friend forwarded me a mail titled: ‘Spread the stupidity’. When I read it, I do not find it stupid at all. Maybe I am just not wise enough to realise that it was supposed to be stupid. Anyway, I will list down the questions, and I will try to answer it.

Q: Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
A: Because they want the smokers to die faster.

Q: Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
A: Because they feel good when they are on a diet.

Q: Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
A: Because pens are considered consumables while the doors are considered assets, and the insurance only covers the doors, not the pens.

Q: Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
A: Because we will never invite our neighbours into our garage to admire our cars.

Q: Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
A: Because the banks cannot be discriminating towards the visually impaired.

They even put up a sign for it!

They even put up a sign for it!

Ever wonder …

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Because we are not hairy enough to cover our skins, like our monkey brothers.

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Hmm…not true, because my beloved can.

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Because they won’t cash out the winnings as using psychic power is considered as cheating.

Why is ‘abbrevitated’ such a long word?
That is why the abbreviated form for this word is ‘abbrev.’

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Because they never got it right.

Why is lemon juice made with articial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Because you have to know the difference between 7-Up and Sprite.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
That is why I am broke now.

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because cats do not play with their food.

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Because it was hiding in the elephants.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Because they are going to recycle the needles.

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Because the data when a plane crashes is more valuable than the lives lost when the plane crashes.

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Because they kept us and our neighbours apart.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Because that is where you stop flying and have to keep both feet on the ground.

FWD: Comic – The Break Up – Repaying the bloody debt…

April 9th, 2009 by aacee No comments »

My beloved forwarded me a comic strip and said that I will love it because I am lame enough to laugh out loud. Well, I am lame enough to even share this with you guys. Heh heh!  Have a good laugh! :)

Bloody Break Up

Due to the size of the strip, I had to shrink it and thus the words are not too clear. Here is the conversation between the G(irl) and the B(oy).

#1
G : Zakk, I think we should break up.
B : What!?

#2
B : After all we’ve been through you want to break up!?

#3
B : I even donated my blood to save your life and this is how you repay me!?

#4
G : I’m sorry, Zakk … but I just don’t love you anymore … 

#5
B : Then give me back my blood.

#6
Silence

#7
G : Fine.

#8
G : Here’s my tampon. I’ll pay you monthly.

 

On the day of 28th March, 2009

April 3rd, 2009 by aacee No comments »

Here is the list of events that took place on the first day of my twenty-eight-year-old life in chronological order.

0000hrs – My beloved video calls me to wish me a very happy birthday!

0010hrs – My mother wishes me a happy birthday too. Received a few SMSes from friends as well.

0030hrs – Continue with my work on moving the motherboard and components of my computer to a lighter casing.

0400hrs – Finally done with the CPU I was working on, tested and ran fine. Did not realise it took so long and I had to wake up at 0700hrs for Cheng Beng (Tomb Sweeping).

0715hrs – Struggled to wake up and was 15 minutes late. Washed up in a hurry and drove over to grandma’s place. Feeling like a zombie.

0745hrs – Finally everyone is ready and we set out for breakfast in two cars at a nearby dim sum place.

0900hrs – The food at the dim sum place tasted awful, I have no choice but to swallow them, as I need some energy for the tomb sweeping later. We left Ipoh and headed to Tapah for our first stop, where my great-grandmother, great-grandfather and grand-uncle are laid to rest.

1000hrs – Arrived at Tapah and there was a lot of people there already.

Ancestors tomb in Tapah

Ancestors' tomb in Tapah

1100hrs – After waiting for an hour for our other relatives to pay their respect to my great-grandmother, it is our turn and it took us less than 20 minutes to complete. On average, we spent 20 minutes per tomb, but our other relatives, who are very ‘filial’, took almost 45 minutes to ‘sweep the tomb’.

1200hrs – We (my mother, two of my uncles, my cousin and I) stood directly under the sun, waiting for our other relatives to do their praying. Sweat is rolling down my cheeks like it was raining and everyone here is beginning to get some tan.

1300hrs – Finally…we are on our way back to Ipoh. Next stop is my grandfather’s ‘condo’, located in Bercham. Grandma will meet us there as she skipped the Tapah trip. She is having problem with her knees so it is better for her to stay at home.

1340hrs – Kek Lok Temple is where my grandfather’s ashes is being kept. It is a buddhist temple, the premises is clean and the statues look classy. I am a Christian, therefore I can only admire the architectural wonders of the building and regard the statues as artwork pieces.

My grandfather's final resting place

My grandfather's final resting place

1430hrs – And the tomb sweeping is completed! We all head over to Pizza Hut for lunch. The pizza is bad. The bread-stix is hard and cold. The waiter/waitresses do not even have a smile on the face, they are serving us as if we were inmates.

1600hrs – Home, showered and resting. Random activities such as watching drama, reading news and books. Mind was drifted away most of the time.

1930hrs – Dinner. On my birthday, I requested for porridge for dinner. I just need more liquid and I do not really feel like having heavy food. Perhaps I am really getting old?

2030hrs – Counting down to earth hour and when the clock on my notebook turns 20:30, all the lights in the house go off. We took out the emergency light charged and surprisingly it was bright enough. I took a picture of 8TV’s transmission before turning the TV off too. During the earth hour, all electronic devices are run on batteries. Including my notebook.

8TV's Transmission during Earth Hour

8TV's transmission during Earth Hour

I looked out from the house and saw that the neighbourhood is darker than usual nights, seems like everyone is doing their part to create the global warming awareness. Or do they really know why do they have to turn off the lights for 60 minutes?

My beloved was doing her part too, lighting only candles for the entire hour to study. We chatted online and video called, but since it was so dark, it somewhat felt creepy.

Before switching on the lights after earth hour, in between 2030hrs and 2130hrs, I got so tired that I slept on the couch in the living room. My beloved complained later that when she called I just cut off her phone (which I have totally no memory of), and my mother was complaining that my snoring was the only sound she hear while she was watching her drama on TV.

And this concludes the first day of my twenty-eight-year-old life.

The last thing I remember before dozing off...

The last thing I remember before dozing off...

P.S. I woke up around 0900hrs the following day.

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